Use my uploaded selfie as the base. Keep my real face and proportions exactly as they are — do not change them. Place me seated on a dark grey step ladder in a retro sporty outfit: striped sleeveless top (off-white, red, navy), navy pleated mini-skirt, knee-high off-white socks, red sneakers. Red-white-blue bandana on my waist, translucent red visor on my head. I look thoughtfully upwards, right hand holding the visor brim, left hand holding a vintage camera. Background: vibrant royal blue wall with vintage posters (Coca-Cola, etc.), a red rotary phone, boombox, old TV. On the floor: wooden baseball bat (left), large Coca-Cola bottle cap (right). Soft, even lighting, cinematic retro Y2K mood. Ultra-realistic photo. My face must remain unchanged from the selfie.